Alec Guiness

Brilliant british actor, best remembered for playing the original Obi Wan in Star Wars

"hey look, isn't that Alec Guiness getting on the Millenium Falcon?"

by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010

Guiness

An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.

Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.

by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010

guccibussinhuncho

guccibussinhuncho is used to explain how cool something or someone is

jagger is such a guccibussinhuncho because he got a A+ on the test

by jagger4prez September 8, 2021

Guiness alarm clock

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

by I Seymour April 25, 2009

guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.

Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?

by TTZM July 10, 2004

Guiness

The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"

Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!

by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009

Guiness-liver

One who excessively drinks Guiness stout; a drunkard; especially an Irish alcoholic.

Wife: "Honey, how on earth could you loose your Claddagh ring? That's our wedding band"! Husband: "Sorry, wife. I was out late last night drinking with Patty O' Brien, Brien O'Patty and Batty O'Prien". Wife: "You're just a reckless Guiness-liver".

by MissRoobs April 4, 2011