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Gurenlian

A legendary Armenian-American family that resides in the North East Region of the US. Also known as "The Beast Family," The Gurenlians have been dominating everyone and everything in their paths. The family consists of doctors, teachers, professional athletes, and much more.
Papa Beast is the pack leader with his badass mane and intimidating strut.
Oh crap, here come the Gurenlians.

I hate the Gurenlians.

Are you a Gurenlian? You suck.
by Ted1234 March 29, 2013
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Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

(n.)

Something so awesome, so amazing, so epic, so badass and so manly that no word in any language has the power to fully describe something that unreachable. Hence, why it's Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Whether it's laughable or irrational
This is the path that ALL great men walk!
If there's a wall in our way, WE'LL DESTROY IT!!
If there's no road, we'll pave it WITH OUR OWN HANDS!
The magma in our hearts is blazing like flames!
The perfect fusion: GURREN LAGANN!
Who...
...all of you...
THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?!

~Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann
by SimonKaminaYoko August 11, 2008
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Gurren Lagann

The most epic anime show ever created by Gainax. It has everything an anime show could have; Drills, robots, girls with guns, explosions, bouncy boobs, awesome catchphrases. What else could a man want?
Most epic part of gurren lagann:

Giga....Drill...BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Lord Kamina December 28, 2008
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the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm
Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee
by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010
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guaranfuckintee

To assure or promise strenuously.
If that bitch opens her canker sore mouth one more time, I guaranfuckintee that it will be the last word she ever says.
by Bustamante January 4, 2008
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Guaransheed

When Rashed Wallace of the Detroit Pistons makes a prediction of a future game and it comes true. This phrase originated when he guaranteed that the Pistons would win Game 2 in the Eastern Conference finals in 2004 after falling behind.
Success was Guaransheed for the 2005 Eastern Conference finals against the Miami Heat.
by unitysong April 24, 2006
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Gurren Lagann

What is Gurren Lagann? I'm not going to give a summary -- that's what Gurren Lagann is ABOUT. I'm gonna tell you what it actually is:

Once upon a time, there were three gods: Spectacle, Bombast, and Boobage. These gods were the absolute best of friends, inseparable from the beginning of their existence. But their explosive personalities resonated and compounded beyond limit every time they decided to have a wild adventure.

One night, these three gods decided to get drunk from an alcoholic concoction fermented from a mixture of testosterone, napalm, and concentrated pigmole blood. The result was a fantastic orgy that rivaled even the wildest of Dionysian parties in all of mythology.

As the three gods shrugged off their inhibitions, the night became hazy as they struggled to satisfy their bestial, sexual urges with the help of pleasurable company. Their seed burst forth from their loins, mixing as it flowed in a spiral pattern, and this divine essence impregnated the brain of a Mr. Kazuki Nakashima.

Nine months later, the entity in Nakashima's brain was delivered at Gainax hospital, after three hundred hours of agonizing labor. The newborn anime was christened: Gurren Lagann.
No matter how awesome a fight scene is in an episode of Gurren Lagann, they always top it later with an even more awesome one!
by PresterJohn August 19, 2011
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