Guacamole nigga penis

A type of penis found by Albert Einstein.

Very rare. If you have a guacamole nigga penis, your penis is 17”.

“Guacamole nigga penis” - black science man

by __-Ali-__ February 27, 2019

Guala

A fortune or a very large sums of money

I need my guala.

by Moneysavage June 18, 2020

Guacamole nigga penis

A black man's penis made solely out of guacamole. A phrase often replied to Skai Jackson's tweets.

Skai Jackson:

Person 1: Guacamole
Person 2: nigga
Person 3: penis
Person 4: Incels.
Person 5: Guacamole nigga penis.

by Gappies July 5, 2020

ha gaaay

Senor Chang’s “Gayyyyy” is a catchphrase attributed to the fictional character Señor Ben Chang (played by Ken Jeong) in the TV sitcom series Community. Because of Chang’s unusual enunciation of the word, the scene has lent itself to many parodies and YouTubePoop remixes on sites like Tumblr and YouTube.

Chris: I'm thinking of dyeing my hair pink

Dave: ha gaaay!..

by Bebo15 February 13, 2014

Guadalupe

A beautiful young girl that is never to mean, fun to be around with while make you smile no matter what. She's amazing a girl you can always have fun with she is unique no one else compares to her very talented in dance and drawing. Very lovable. You get lost in her brown eyes they lead you to a beautiful world that is indescribable. A girl that is worth fighting for. A girl that doesn't ask for much but is happy with what she has a girl that should never be let down. Has her laugh attacks that make you just laugh along with her. She will make you they happiest person alive.

Daym she's cute as a Guadalupe

by panda 13 January 13, 2014

Guacamoleniggapenis

To Guacamoleniggapenis is the act of microwaving a fully ripened avocado then inserting the massive seed into your {rectum} while {penetrating} the warm smooth fruit. Once you fill the crevice once where the seed once lied with your massive fountain of cum, put the no longer virgin avocado into a bowl, crush up the fertalized fruit and feed it to your friends and family. Amen

Andrew's mother caught him Guacamoleniggapenising himself on the kitchen counter.

by TheHappySmasher April 15, 2019

Guacamole Hotdog

Is when someone gives you a blowjob and you hit their gag reflex making them vomit on your penis.

"Hey, guess what Kate gave me last night?"
"What?"
"A guacamole hotdog"
"Thats disgusting"

by Rhyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz December 1, 2009