grumpster

n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity

MD is a grumpster because he will suck all your happiness away.

by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008

grumpustiltskin

A person who is constantly grumpy, or occasionally suffering from a very high level of grumpiness.

A grumpustiltskin, is a term used for a major grumpus.

(No link whatsoever to Rumpelstiltskin)

"I've been trying to talk to her all night but she has a face like a slapped arse, what a grumpustiltskin!"

"Mate, how's it going....

Fuck off,
OOOOOOHHHH alright grumpustiltskin"

by nwest1 September 9, 2012

grumpied

to have defecated somewhere

I just grumpied all over the place

by Mikey May 13, 2005

Grumplestiltskin

A person who gets really mad when they are sleepy. They also generally look disheveled. They might bite or otherwise harm you if you approach them while sleeping.

Grumplestiltskin over here bit me because I sat next to her on the couch while she was asleep

by The scrog dog December 26, 2018

grumpstone

Synonym for "Toilet" (the furniture, not the room, for all you Brits out there)

After last night's all-you-can-eat Mexican, I really punished my grumpstone this morning!

by Zoltan Moqadishu January 26, 2016

Grumpiss

When you see a friend acting both grumpy and pissed. Call them Grumpiss and it will put a smile on their face!

"Hey, are you Grumpiss"
"HahHa what is a Grumpiss"

" you mutherfucker "

by anonymous June 4, 2016

grumpster

Grumpy hamster. A term of endearment for a moody person.

My boy is such a grumpster!

by shaeristina June 8, 2017