Tickled Gruffy

An itchy grundle, iritated gooch

Dude i slept with this dirty bird and now i got an tickled gruffy.

by JerzeyJBoi June 12, 2018

Goat's Gruff

An extremely dangly, wooly, hairy scrotum.

Dude!!! Invest in a razor and loose the goat's gruff. How does your girlfriend suck your balls?

I saw my grandpa's goat's gruff last night. I don't think I will ever be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Gruff-knot

Awkward little balls of shit that become entangled in one's arse beard and require pulling out with toilet paper strategically wrapped around the fore-fingers. The more severe cases often require severing or cutting out with the nearest suitable household implement.

"Dave, will you hurry up and get out of the shitter im busting"
"Fetch me the scissors Shirley, my anal fluff is teeming with gruff-knots"

by Tylerstein October 6, 2006

Grufkin

midget with a top hat and puts nail polish on it's eyelids. typically wears overalls and has hairy legs. it also likes to dance to yodellers. friends with trolls and can usually be found in the club scene dancing on a table with fellow grufkins. it's children grow out of trees and are born with hammers in their hands. they tend to eat humans so beware.

I totally saw a grufkin at Chesticles last night!

by The 3 sibs April 26, 2011

Gruffnut

The clotting of anal hair due to the application of excrement.

Oooooo I don't think I wiped properly I've got gruffnuts hangin out of my posterior

by Dave T October 26, 2003

grufe

A thick, gray or white coating of hair that lies upon any private part belonging to an older man or woman.

Old Mammie Mel's grufe was hanging out of her taint like a silvery rope leading to a mysterious must.

by Perineum-Pope March 5, 2015

Gruffydd

A great friend who is funny, smart, loyal and always has some funny jokes up his sleeve. he also likes pie.

Guy 1: Wow! You're sooooo cool.

Guy 2: I know, I'm a Gruffydd

by LEGOGUY2761 April 26, 2011