gruffling

To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.

Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.

I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.

by DL Smith June 22, 2006

gruffles

The extra cellulite on a girls hips.

Those tight sweat-pants really accentuate her gruffles.

by Guigfu February 15, 2010

gruffles

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"

by Aaron May 10, 2003

gruffle monkey

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

by Moon Meeko May 25, 2007

Muffle Gruffle

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

by Moose Wrassler April 03, 2009

gruffles

The little growls and guttural barking noises made by your dog when he hears a sound outside.

It's raining outside, so my dog has been making little gruffles all day!

by LCariad December 08, 2016