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group-hug acquaintance-assumption 

Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.
If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.
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Palestinian group hug

n. In FPS combat gaming, the act of arming and holding a grenade or other timed explosive device and running into an often bewildered group of enemy combatants at spawn or seeking cover.
ET Player A: bwhahaha! 1 grenade, 6 corpses!
ET Player B: loozer Palestinian group-hugger in depot yard spawn
ET Player A: pwn joo!

group hug 

veerry awkward, where one of your friends and their bf/gf say "group hug" and u innocently do it then they start making out and your trapped
sasha and tim gave me a group hug, i felt violated :(
group hug by Emmanem January 20, 2006

group hug 

When a group of 8 guys all have guns,but only one is loaded, so they all stand in a circle and hold the gun up to the guy in front of them. They will then all pull the trigger at the same time and whoever survives is invited to the group orgee.
"Hey dude we're doing group hug again."
"Again? seriously? why can't we just draw names or some shit?"
group hug by bigballer72 August 12, 2021

Group Hug in the Shower 

Used after a successful event or activity occured.
Person 1: "So how was the football game? Did you guys win?"
Person 2: "We all kicked ass. John got 2 touchdowns, it was a group hug in the shower!"

group-hug introduction

Refers to a first-time meeting involving three or more people, whereby they all share a "collective cuddle" while being verbally introduced, rather than each separate person's individually shaking hands with every single other person in da group.
Besides saving time, a group-hug introduction also has da advantage of totally "breaking da ice" between any of da members who might otherwise have felt hesitant, nervous, jealous, etc. regarding any of da other members. For example, if a hot chick uses this method to introduce another guy to her main squeeze, it can help eliminate any uncertainty or distress dat might have otherwise existed between said two males, since it shows dat Miss Cutie-Pie is merely introducing da two gentlemen as just being good friends of hers, and is also reassuring them dat she is still on total "hugging terms" wif both of them, and therefore her feelings towards each of them have not changed a bit merely because they both are now major figures in her life.
group-hug introduction by QuacksO November 2, 2025