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NIGGA : DAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

EPIC BEARD MAN : *PUNCHES THE NIGGA MERCILESSLY*

EBM: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME GROFO!!
by Ms. Grofo September 6, 2010
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gronola gal

A smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn't into material goods. Kind, Considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. Tends not to care for drama either. There is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.
I am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.
by mountain man1 August 4, 2009
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Fools Grool

When eating a slutty woman's pussy, mistaking a left over cream pie as her Grool.
I think my wife is cheating on me, her pussy tasted odd last night. I think it was fools grool and I'm disgusted.
by Shady Swimmer December 11, 2017
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groogrux

A nickname for Leroi Moore, a member of the Dave Matthews Band who passed away in 2008.

Their newest album is named somewhat after him, Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King.
"Dude, I am stoked for the new DMB album Big Whiskey and the Groogrux King!"

"Yeah I'm really glad they dedicated it to Leroi."
by AntsMarching February 28, 2009
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Grool

Simply, a clear, white, or greyish white fluid.
It is the combination of vaginal mucus and various other vaginal fluids.

"the secret to the iconic mac n cheese sound"

During ovulation, grool changes in consistency and abundance; theres more discharge that often has a creamy white consistency.
"Damn, she's grooling so much that she left a wet mark on that seat."

"I fucked this horny girl and she was grooling so much that the sheets were drenched."

"I basically touched her and she creamed her pants; grool was running down her leg."
by 8LevelPsychonautPlane8 July 25, 2022
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groodalicious

groodalicious man that'll rake in the caps
by random snake November 5, 2010
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Groom Kong

The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
by The Vidiot October 23, 2009
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