Grooming

Training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time. Also used to refer to a paedophile's process of building trust with a child, wearing down the child's boundaries.

"The tutor we hired was a good investment; he's grooming my son for a prestigious college."
"Paul gives our daughter a lot of gifts and attention, I'm worried he might be grooming her. Do you think i should call the police?"

by AnAbundancyOfLemons February 18, 2017

Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.

When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021

Groening

When a person is over-thinking a situation and starts to communicate in unusual ways

There was so much "groening" happening that you could feel it in the air

by hatif January 15, 2020

matt groening

The creator of the greatest television shows of all time, The Simpsons and Futurama, and the creator of Life in Hell, a weekly transatlantic comic. Basically, a cartoonist.

P1: Who's your favourite cartoonist/idol?
P2: Matt Groening

by Dsanwor January 3, 2008

gooning

masturbation so intense that it becomes a state of meditation that consumes you and provides endless pleasure, you either pair it with overstimming (cumming as much as you can) or edging (trying not to cum for as long as possible), there is not one way to goon, they all just have one goal; be consumed by your masturbation into bliss.

it is almost always (but doesnt need to) paired with porn or surrounds itself with porn- it is also known at bating.

i was gooning for several hours last night! im such a bater!

omg! yes! look at you serving cunt! you are such a gooner!

by 3meitloml May 2, 2023

groningen

groningen is a city in holland, its way up north when you say "holland" or "dutch" people always think amsterdam the best city there is well they are so wrong, it is not groningen is the best city if you aks me way better weed nice cops nice people bars are open until dawn unlike amsterdam bars close there at 2 in the night wich sucks, when in holland visit groningen the best days of your live.

USAGUY: dude i just got here in amsterdam where can i get the best weed.
GRONINGENGUY: dude this is amsterdam go to groningen

by Grunn March 18, 2009

Groningen

Province and city in the north of the Netherlands—not to be confused with Holland, which is actually a part of the Netherlands but sometimes used for naming the country— Relatively the largest student town in the country.

A: Where are you from?
B: I'm from Groningen.
A: The city of Groningen?
B: No, the province, I live in Winschoten.

by GRN050 November 4, 2011