Grooming Jam

The inaugral shedding of coose claret after a degenerate nonce has entered his victim for the first time.

When the police searched his bedroom, they found remnants of semen and grooming jam on his bespattered y-fronts and all 4 walls of the room.

by Herbie Dongsporran July 27, 2021

growling at the badger

What they call cunnilingus in Glasgow, Scotland (source: Billy Connolly, the funniest man in the world)
Also known as "going the growl"

"Know what they call cunnilingus in Glasgow?.... Growling at the badger!"

by Cluin September 2, 2003

noodle groovin'

a little unintentional dance performed by tweakers after being up too long.

damn dude, you need to stop your noodle groovin'!

by Kevin Jourdan May 25, 2007

Grundle Grooming

The act of cleaning the hair between the butthole and ballsack by running it through ones teeth repeatedly.

Hell yeah I could use a grundle grooming baby, it was chili night at the diner.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

groovin'

A term used to describe how a person dances.

Everyone in the club was groovin' to the music.

by zanny May 24, 2004

Growling

The deep guttaral sound a guy makes when trying very hard not to orgasm, or when he is climaxing. It is insanely hot and your female partner will 100% cum if you do this.

Jane: "Shaun was growling last night and I came before he even touched me."

Sarah: "I'm drooling just thinking about it, honestly."

by Jajaboot November 25, 2016

groblin

a person whose level of bad ass cannot be fathomed or measured in any possible way.

whoever is married to megan fox is a groblin.

by dang ling wang August 27, 2010