Gronkula

Like Dracula, but it's Gronkula.

You're so gronkula, Tammy!

by Pop Up Productions April 23, 2022

grobulate

A complex noise made by a dog; gro - growl, b - bark,ul- howl (from ululate). (This meaning first came into use in 1999.)

The dog grobulated at the postman.

by John A Law October 28, 2006

Granulate

A girl who loves to eat chewey granola bars during sexual intercourse. This is not a common disease.

That fucking granulate got granola stuck in my pubes last night.

by Sean Eads April 9, 2007

Gronkular

Used to describe when a mans penis is not large when he is not erect, but it’s enormous when it is erect.

Ok you won’t believe this, I was getting it on with Jimmy, yeah Jimmy from chemistry, and at first I thought he had a Shunk (penis smaller than his balls) but it turns out that his hawg was actually super gronkular!

by Neyahh August 14, 2019

gonkulate

To process something in an unknown or indefinite manner, usually related to an internal thought process. See gonkulator for original pop reference.

"Let me gonkulate on that for a while, Bob, and see what comes of it."

by TheGonkulator June 8, 2009

gonculate

v. To guess/calculate at the same time. Also an adj, to the work Gonc

I gonculated that there answer.

by ALL BLK AUDI September 29, 2006

gonkulator

This is a part made for an 1967 austin cooper S in 1979 by me. It was used to keep the car engine cool as they were notorious for cracked heads and overheating. It consists of a gallon jug filled with water, a rubber 2' rubber hose connected to the top of the jug, a rubber hose from the jug to a copper tube with holes drilled at 1/2" spacing mounted in front of the radiator. You simply blew on the hose connected to the jug and water would be delivered in front of the radiator cooling it off just enough so that the car would not go into the red. Repairing the head made this item obsolete :) My twin brother came up with the name the first time we used it on a fishing trip.

This gonkulator is a part used on a 1967 austin cooper S right hand drive to alleviate overheating :)

by Gonkulator December 14, 2012