Gritties

Grandma titties

Grandma got no gritties.

by goated son September 24, 2021

Gritty

A big orange-haired, googly-eyed doofus that is known as the Philadelphia Flyers Mascot. It looks like a fatter version of LA Dodgers 3B Justin Turner and has a face more Orange than Donald Trump. Gritty is a real shit pile. He looks like an unholy union between the Babadook and a muppet from Fraggle Rock.

Man, that Mascot for Philadelphia Gritty, is a real shit pile

by DjLogan100 September 24, 2018

Gritty

Big fluffy, sexy, orange ball of fluff. Can absolutely shit on Tom Wilson, better than the Penguins, way better than Gretzky and Lemieux. Gritty had dropped multiple 9 point games with two hat tricks per game. He took the Philadelphia Grittys a to their first cup in 2022. After that win he has won 8 out of the last 9 cups he has played in.

Bro you scored 9 points your such a Gritty

by Logan the man May 18, 2021

Gritty

The cross between nasty and nice. Dirty, but not to the point of grimy. To be gritty is to be grimy in all the right ways, and classy in the others. Being gritty is good--it's a lifestyle. It's like having a little bit of grimy spice on your otherwise classy life.

George: "What happened to your new Mercedes?!"
Kevin: "I backed it into a stop sign. It looks so grimy now."
George: "But, I mean, it's still such a nice car."
Kevin: "I guess I'm just rockin' that gritty look now."

by BuyOurShirtsPls July 18, 2017

gritty

Describing anything, anyplace OR anyone that is dirty. Slutty. Nasty. Sometimes ugly, and definately Grimey. Or Gross. Usually used to describe females, certain males, and most nightclubs/bars.

"Who the fuck does Mel think she is? She is SUCH a gritty bitch. And we are SOOO not friends anymore!" Diana said, angrily.

"I know... right?!" replied Brianne.

"She's just as gritty as the Pulse on Wednesday Night!" Keri followed.

"I know... right?!" replied Brianne... again.

by Seeing is always believing January 6, 2008

Gritty

A word to describe something that is particularly course, dry and not very smooth. Only the most wonderful people use this word to describe things.

"I keep tellin' maaself" wow Rich that sounds so gritty!

by OliveLawless May 22, 2011

gritty

characterized by elaborate sexual detail; horny

jose was talkin gritty las nite on da phone, and wen we hung up, i felt all wet down there.

by kimsie December 14, 2003