Carlsbad Grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the tip of one's penis whilst receiving sexual services (usually by underaged Thai hookers,) said to be spectacular... or lethal.

-Where's Teddy?
-Oh, didn't you hear? He died from the Carlsbad Grimple his Spanish teacher gave him last night.
-Lucky bastard.

by Drewsome May 09, 2006

carlsbad grimple

The act of injecting heroin into the penis.

"Louie's veins were wrecked from all the junk he shot, so all he was left with was the Carlsbad Grimple."

by Johnny Gyno May 15, 2006

carlsbad grimple

A sex act in which the tip of one's penis is injected with a substance, i.e. heroin.
First referenced in The Daily Show with Jon Stewart on May 8, 2006, it was humorously linked with the bureaucratic reshuffling occurring in the CIA.

During the orgy with the Thai hookers, Jon got a Carlsbad Grimple and was rushed to the hospital as a result of an allergic reaction to the heroin.

by AdamMC May 09, 2006

carlsbad grimple

To have the head of your penis injected with a drug, usually heroin

President Bush loves giving the Carlsbad Grimple to Dick Cheney.

by Karlos Malik Shabazz May 09, 2006

Grimple

Somewhere between a grumble, and a wimper, lies the grimple, a peevish grumble, or a complaint verging on a wimper. When out of sorts, a bit hung over, crapulent, you may also feel grimply.

Portmaneau words like 'grimple' come from the consonence in meaning between the two.

I'm sorry for the grimples, my headache has made me a bit grimply this morning.

by Fustbariclation August 15, 2024

grimple

(often used for the words grandpa+grinch)
an ugly whore of a father or a phrase you use to annoy somebody

“hey your dad is kind of a grimple”
“i know, he always acts like a whore”

by tabtabb July 29, 2021

Grimple

A small gnome wizard sometimes called his full title "Grimple the Wizard" known for teaching magic incantations from the magic style known as "Negromancy" such as:

Nigronius Sumonous
Cauconius Sumonous
Penis Dementus (Pronounced Pen-iss)

I got taught a new spell the other day by my spellmaster Grimple the Wizard.

by ReneGod September 28, 2024