by lulu habooboo May 31, 2010
The coolest, sexiest, most amazing guy you’ll ever meet. He has amazing hair and beautiful lips. He can play the saxophone and he is an incredible artist. He’s the kind of guy you see and immediately get a stiffy. You’ll find your eyes are drawn to a Griffen as he is irresistible to look at. His smile is so cute it’ll make a new born puppy commit suicide. If you have a Griffen in your life, you’ll dream about him at least once a week. You’ll do anything for him, from licking his toes to bending over so he can fuck your ass. When a Griffen leaves, you’ll be completely devastated. You’ll feel empty. Nothing else will matter. When Griffen leaves, god is dead. You’ll wish that you had talked to him more. You’ll wish you had just one more moment alone with him. Griffen is the reason society hasn’t fallen into shambles. What’s even worse than when a Griffen leaves you is when you are forced to leave a Griffen. When you leave a Griffen, you won’t want to die, you will have already died. When you leave a Griffen, mercy will be begging for your soul.
Oh God… there’s Griffen… I think I just came a little.
Person one: I can’t stop thinking about my dream last night
Person two: What’d you dream about?
Person one: I dreamed Griffen tied me to his bed and fucked my brains out
Person two: Oh God… Griffen? I wish I could dream about him
Person one: I can’t stop thinking about my dream last night
Person two: What’d you dream about?
Person one: I dreamed Griffen tied me to his bed and fucked my brains out
Person two: Oh God… Griffen? I wish I could dream about him
by GrDen May 07, 2022
by Gryphon1226 December 25, 2019
Griffen is the best person you will ever meet. You’re lucky to ever have a person like that in your life. They are funny, cute, intelligent, interesting, caring, charming, sincere, respectful, trustworthy, badass, astonishing, loyal, determined, thoughtful, sociable, respectful, and so much more that it would take me a lifetime to list. This guy is like no other. You can never be mad or sad around him, as he will always put a smile on your face. He is the complete opposite of a fake friend, he is the type of person in which when you develop a bond with them, you will be inseparable. He is always willing to help you out, but will never miss a chance to poke fun at you. He loves to joke around and act playful. His aspect of life is open and adventurous. His inviting personality makes everyone jump at the chance to be his friend. He has big feet,(you know what they say about big feet)is tall, and has a voluptuous booty. He sometimes says questionable things,(as in sussy) but his remarks will always make you laugh. He has big luscious lips that will tempt you to snatch a smooch. If you have a Griffen, treasure them with all your heart! You are truly fortunate.
Griffen!NyNy loves you
Griffen!NyNy loves you
by NyNy20 April 20, 2022
Griffen- To expell the entire contents of you mouth and nasal cavity (snot) in a 2ft 220 degree radius of the direction he or she is facing when they Griffen. Griffening is usually enduced by laughter or extreme shock.
by Admirizal March 06, 2006
A giant dick that will surprise anybody who ever sees it and will force them to get plastic surgery to be able to compete.
Lauren"Yesterday i was sleeping with griffen and saw griffens dick and now im going to get a penis with plastic surgery."
by the gking May 29, 2011
Idk much but he is a person who plays hockey. And made the definition "Schoen" on the uban dictionary. (Check it out, spittin fax) He sits next to me in the band room. Didn't get in my van with the others. (I had free wifi, why not get in?) Makes some...different names for people. Loves to talk to is BFF, Dallas. Got caught staring...uhh...I mean he was having a staring contest. A good manz, maybe stick to a gurl for more than 3 weeks ;) AND PG CONTENT ONLY...can't forget that. AND TOOK SHERMANS FANNY PACK. Finally...is named after a bird. Dos reverse card.
P.S I see you when ur sleeping ;)
P.S I see you when ur sleeping ;)
by Your sleep paralysis demon ;) December 03, 2019