Griddle Bang 

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

Griddle Bang by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

griddle titties 

Small tits that look like two eggs frying on a griddle

That girl has griddle titties

griddle titties by survivedabortioncdc August 21, 2009

griddle flaps

A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.

...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.

griddle flaps by PhD Strange October 12, 2007

Griddle Caked 

To be high. typically REALLY high. But just high in general.

Yo meng you wanna get griddle caked?

Griddle Caked by Tol Fin February 25, 2008

Sweet Griddle cakes 

Can use instead of "Oh my God" or "Sweet Jesus"

"Sweet.... Griddle Cakes! Look at the tush on that teletubby!"

Sweet Griddle cakes by Miles J June 22, 2004

nig-griddle 

A breakfast sandwich that can only be purchased with food stamps.

Person 1: Are you hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, we should go get some Nig-Griddles.

Person 1: Ok, do you have your food stamps with you?

nig-griddle by the baconer September 6, 2011

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake

Canadian equivalent of the Cleveland Steamer

So yah want a Saskatchewan Griddle Cake, eh?

Saskatchewan Griddle Cake by Paul December 25, 2008