nig-griddle

A breakfast sandwich that can only be purchased with food stamps.

Person 1: Are you hungry?

Person 2: Yeah, we should go get some Nig-Griddles.

Person 1: Ok, do you have your food stamps with you?

by the baconer September 6, 2011

shit griddle

Taking a massive fresh shit/dump on concrete or asphalt that has been sitting in the hot sun.

"Isaac thought it would be a nice day for a steamy shit griddle."

by Fat Susie December 5, 2013

Griddle Fucker

a deranged individual that enjoys plowing maple filled paddies until he comes to maple orgasm

I WALKED IN AND SAW MY BROTHER BANGING A MCGRIDDLES, HES A GRIDDLE FUCKER"

by Doctor Hot Buns January 10, 2013

Pancakes on the griddle

When ones balls are stuck to their thigh, usually occurs when standing up or sitting down for too long, especially in hot humid temperatures

All through class, I had some bad pancakes on the griddle

by Zacharees73 February 12, 2015

Griddle Bang

During sex, the male knocks the female out with a frying pan in such a way that her orifices constrict around the male's member. In the morning, the female wakes up remembering nothing and the male forces her to cook him breakfast using the aforementioned frying pan.

I really dug the omelette that resulted from the griddle bang with Saundra the other night.

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Scraping the griddle

Having sex after a prolonged dry spell.

I heard someone scraping the griddle in the bedroom next door.

by Shanigan September 14, 2015

Cheese Griddle

what a mouth looks like when it has a shitload of gold and metal in it.

That nigga's mouth has so much gold that it looks like my mommas cheese griddle.

by Entropy365 January 23, 2006