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Green Bay 

A city with a small town atmosphere pro football team that isn't weak, thus proving that the size of a town doesn't indicate the strength of a sports team.
I don't dislike the Packers because they are weaker than other teams, or because I have something against where they are from Green Bay) they are quite the contrary. I dislike them because they had Brett Favre and people like that, and because their fans wear those goofy cheese heads. You know, good, real reasons like that.
Green Bay by Snowboy Jr. December 22, 2022
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Green Bay Special 

This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.
"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"

"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."
Green Bay Special by Tyler Anderson 1 September 28, 2011

Green Bay Fudgepackers 

What a non-fan of the Green Bay Packers football team might call them.
Hey, the Supertolietbowl this year doesn't have those fucking crappy Green Bay Fudgepackers in it! It's between birds and horses this time around!

Green Bay Effect 

This effect occurs when a female would usually be considered a 7 or 6 anywhere else in the world, but due to the sparseness of attractive females is seen as a 10. This can cause an inflated ego especially when a female moves from a more populated area.
She isn’t even that attractive it’s just the Green Bay Effect.
Green Bay Effect by Dragon Turfing November 27, 2021

Green Bay Butter Churner 

A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))
Anthony: I just gave my gal a Green Bay Butter Churner

Toast Eater: (Vomits in disgust)

Green Bay Fudge Packer 

A sexual act, where one partner toasts cheddar on their penis/strap on, and gives the other a hard ass fudge packing.
Brett favre had always had a kink for the Green Bay fudge packer.

Green Bay Tuxedo

Similar to the popular Canadian tuxedo, the Green Bay variety involves someone wearing three or more items of Packer wear. The most popular combo is a hat, t shirt and jacket but for the most formal occasions, Green Bay Tuxedo wearers might add a pair of green and gold zubaz. The female tuxedo only requires two items of Packer gear.
Look at Steve's game day getup - he's sporting the full Green Bay tuxedo.