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greek salad 

when someone covers the toilet with inordinately large amounts of pubic hair in one sitting
I was in the mood to eat a greek salad for lunch but then I saw one in the urinal and got a Manwich instead.
greek salad by Effthis1906 August 25, 2010

Greek Salad with Sprouts 

A sexual act in which a man, upon ejaculating onto his lover's face, immediately rips off a handful of his own pubic hair and throws it onto the semen-covered facial area.
Rafe said that sea donkey likes it rough ... so he buckled down and gave her a Greek Salad with Sprouts.

Greek Salad with Chicken 

The aftermath of Anal Sex with a women who has a raging yeast infection that is so foul her junk looks like chicken skin and ranch dressing.
No kidding, after the pope puked on her starfish I noticed she was brewing up some fast rise, it looked like a Greek salad with chicken.

tossing the greek salad 

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"

The Greek Sounding Salad Toss 

A sexual act where one person inserts olives into the other's urethra, followed up with analingus.
"She gave him The Greek Sounding Salad Toss last night!"

Green Salad 

A term used when confusing terms salad bowl and tossed salad.

Synonymous with the hardcore drug "rainbow ponies."
Person 1: Ohh man lets have some green salad tonight
Other People: What?
Person 1: Oh whoops I mean I seriously want a tossed salad tonight with you guys!
Other People: EWW WHAT!?! NO
Person 1: WOAH woah! Just kidding guys, I'm actually really cool. I do hard drugs like those rainbow ponies.. rouuuugh trip last time.

*Later*
Other people: That person's messed up.. anyways, who's down for a salad bowl?
Green Salad by You want a what? August 29, 2009