greasefyre

A woman who talks for an extremely long period of time, without pause, to the point of causing unnecessary frustration and nausea. Throwing water on her would only make things worse so the only remedy is to either remove the oxygen or allow herself to burn out.

Man, that greasefyre didn't stop bitching for 3 hours yesterday.

by Biodawg April 18, 2016

The Greatest Love Story Ever Told

The story of a man afraid of flying, and an angel afraid of falling, who somehow met in the middle. The man who denied the existence of angels came to love one. The angel who never felt began to feel. The man who was saved from an eternity in Hell by an angel. The angel who fell in every way imaginable for a man. The man, with a clear path to escape, decided instead to stay in Purgatory for a year, searching for his angel, praying to him every night. Begging. When he found him, he held him; he told him that he needed him, that he'd get him out, even if it killed them both. The angel rejected his faith, his family, his home, and everything he knew, so he could keep the man safe. They stay together despite fate, despite what they are, because they refuse to be pulled apart.

We're family. We need you. I need you.
I'm hunted, I rebelled, and I did it, all of it, for you.
"People aren't exaggerating when they call Destiel the greatest love story ever told."

by Samchester April 12, 2013

shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.

Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?

by silkpouch September 15, 2007

greasers' palace

A hangout for white trash to gather and party.

Billies ' tavern is a regular Greasers' Palace with all them ex-cons drinking in there.

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016

America's greatest mistake

The 45th President of the United States of America.

The 45th, in my humble opinion, will be America's greatest mistake.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2023

Greatest Freak Out Ever

A popular series of YouTube videos in which a kid named Jack videotapes the explosive temper tantrums, shouting matches, and other bad behavior of his older brother Steven. The original video has over 66 million views, and is notorious for showing Steven strip down to his boxers in a rage and shove a remote into his rear. The authenticity of the videos is uncertain, with some convinced that the videos are real, while others think the videos are acted.

Typical YouTube comments for Greatest Freak Out Ever:

"What the heck?"

"This kid needs to be beaten up."

"fake"

"fake and gay"

"fake"

"Who cares if it's fake just watch the damn video!"

by goodgeneraletrius October 9, 2012

Gypsy Grease

The cheapest type of lube, useful in many situations from a squeaky pushbike chain to greasing up a dry hole. Used by many a gypo / pikey...

Just spit in your hand and apply as necessary

Man this chick has a dry pussy...

Just use some gypsy grease...

by Happy Pikey October 3, 2012