greasing the skids
To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
greasing the skids by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009
Greasing the flagpole
i pulled out my favorite stroke book as i was greasing the flagpole.
Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!
Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
Nate: i caught Jack greasing the flagpole. ha ha!!!
Phil: yeah, Jack likes greasing the flagpole, i caught him too! The jerk-off!!
Greasing the flagpole by Mister jack Fister January 5, 2009
Greasing Around
The act of absolutely dominating any particular activity, often in such a way that is clearly far beyond all expectation and an individual's perceived skill levels, all the while appearing entirely effortless and natural.
An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.
An individual found greasing around can be colloquially known as a "greaser." The act may be called "greasing" for short.
- Spencer: "Man, that math exam killed me."
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"
- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"
- William: "Me too. John, how did you do so well? You didn't even study--"
- John: "I was just greasing around!!"
- Nate: "Wait, I'm second on Facebook Tetris now?! How the--"
- Alex: "GREASING!"
Greasing Around by JustAnotherGreaser August 31, 2011
Greasing the Lanes
Greasing the Lanes by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007
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