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Gradarius

A piece of shit AI artificial learning program to help students learn calculus. Fashioned at Stevens Institute of Technology, but apparently outsourced to Russia according to certain professors and students, this 14 million dollar program will let your perform 1000 calculations per second, and they're all wrong.

The note that came attached in the mail with the 14 million dollar check was "teach calculus", and by God, they've done it. With vague instructions to flat out impossible problems, the School of Innovation has done it again, with simple aesthetic flair. Daylight Savings, which wasn't accounted for in apparently any of the code, causes your assignments to be due an hour earlier, and also allows for the accelerated deterioration of your mental state as your professors simply cannot or will not assist you to solve that one MA 124 problem. In many cases, an email explaining that "Gradarius is broken and will not give me full credit" is enough to pass by on problems which you simply didn't understand anyways.

From MA 121 to 124, Gradarius will be the gentle guiding hand which will shove you off the 14th floor of Howe.

Oh yeah, and it costs $20 a semester, because fuck you.
"Oh, did you see ______ wearing that 'Fuck Gradarius' shirt?"
"Yeah, they got it custom. Man, that program is so jank. I wrote 1=2 and it accepted it as 'part of the essential steps toward the solution'".
"Fucking blue check, man".
by Helsinki1674 September 12, 2020
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Lindsey Graham

A closeted Southern Republican who is as confused about his support for Trump as he is with his own sexuality; he can bitch-slap Trump one day and blow him the next.
When confronted by a Lindsey Graham, Trump doesn’t know whether to cover his face or pull out his dick.
by IntlManoMystery February 19, 2019
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Grabahan

Used as a trickery word to set someone up for complete failure. Similar to ligma and sugma and short for "grab a hand."
- Hey, Timmy, does your mother still have grabahan?

- What's grabahan?

- Grabahan full of this dick!
by Normie 911 meme July 27, 2018
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Grahamboozle

When someone does the most unexpected thing without rhyme or reason.
When a woman gets married and finds out her husband has no drivers license, two kids and a warrant out for his arrest. You've been Grahamboozled Bitch!

If a statement begins with "what had happened was..." your about to be Grahamboozled.
by Algorithm25 June 24, 2011
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Teddy Graham People

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.
by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010
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Graham Edwards

The name of a super-powered cockney brewer, of whom spares no one and consumes all with his beer-related powers. This comic was short lived, and very few examples still exist, just some old bad tasting beer. It is common for people to curse his name when something goes wrong, or is in the process of doing such.

His most famous and well known attacks include "Kamehamebeer" "Distructobeer" and "Special Beer Cannon"

This super hero was created by David Edwards in the early 90's, and his fan site can be found via: http://www.peakstonesrock.co.uk/
the website representing the fictional brewery Graham was supposedly created in.
Chap one: "Who on earth made this horrible mess?!"
Chap two: "Graham."

Chap one: "Good lord, someones missing?"
Chap two: "Must be Graham Edwards."

Chap one: "They're flanking us!"
Chap two: "OH GRAHAM EDWARDS!"
by WLB91 April 6, 2009
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Joshua Graham

A man in Fallout New Vegas referred to as the Burned Man for being thrown off of The Grand Canyon lit on fire into Zion. He was and formerly is affiliated with Caesar's Legion and makes wise quotes. The courier can find him only in the Honest Hearts DLC and choose to side with him. Caesar wishes that no one speaks of him and claims he is dead. Although Caesar knows he survived as anyone sent after him has perished. He wields a .45 pistol named "Light Shining in Darkness".
Friend: Hey what is your favorite Joshua Graham quote?
Me: "I survived because the fire in me burned brighter than the fire around me."
Friend: That's such a badass quote.
by TexasRed May 24, 2019
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