Grasshopper

A sexual maneuver where you pinch a woman's clit between your index finder and thumb and gently yet quickly rub your fingers back and forth like a grasshopper rubs it's legs.

Bill: "did you get her off?"
John: "yeah, I gave her the grasshopper till she started chirping".

by Anim8or123 April 12, 2011

grasshoppers

football team in Zürich.
the best damn club in Switzerland!

Wir sind einfach das beste

by GCZ August 27, 2004

grasshopper

Grasshopper is the equivalent to a hundred dollar note in Australian currency.

My mate slapped a grasshopper on the bar and brought a round.

by Holden M. Caulfield December 30, 2005

grasshopper

Someone's who only goes to another person's house if they know that that other person has weed.

Pete: Man why did Mark go to that bitch Glorias house? She's such a hoe.

Steve: Man, he only went cause she had that mary jane. He's such a grasshopper.

by DaMagician May 03, 2006

grasshopper

A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.

Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.

by fasteddie08 December 19, 2005

Grasshopper

Someone who jumps another person for weed.

Yo Nick is a grasshopper. He just hopped that dude for his weed.

by oh true July 20, 2008

Grasshopper

Lame, boring or weird

Look at that lady, she is such a grasshopper.

by Doodperfict June 08, 2018