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Shaft grasper

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
by fruitbeer June 19, 2013
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Put those grippers away

A phrase used when someone has their bare feet sticking right out and it causes a distraction. Usually used in comments online when seeing art of characters who are barefoot. Also similar phrase used: "Put those dogs away"
As I entered the living room, I suddenly noticed that my roommates smelly feet were sticking right at me as she was resting on the couch which caught me off guard, so I told her to put those grippers away and put on socks
by nshadex72 August 25, 2022
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Gappert

A strange or uncomfortable situation. Often seen in new relationships when there is nothing to say.
Bill and Cindy are such gappert huggers.
by goldenbeans84 April 30, 2012
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gristle gripper

if we take gristle to be a penis, it becomes obvious that a gristle gripper is a tight fanny.
my cock is sore, she had a right old gristle gripper on her.
by bail69 January 9, 2008
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grippers

Jack: can i suck them grippers?
Joseph: sure, if i can suck urs.
by deputycarlson August 24, 2022
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Big gripper

A myocardial infarction, more commonly know as a heart attack. It is the leading cause of death all over the world for both men and women.
1. Phil won't be at the game tonight boys, he had his first big gripper yesterday.
by Stargoat January 13, 2010
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tip gripper

to grip the tip of one's penis between two fingers
man those two kids are some serious tip grippers.
by P-Scrilla February 16, 2009
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