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Grapefruiting

When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.
MALE1: Dude my girl done some crazy shit last night
Male2: Like what?
Male1: She was grapefruiting me all night
by The great grapefruiter May 24, 2014
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Grapefruit technique

When you have a grapefruit and you cut it into thirds, then proceed to cut a hole in the middle of it. After procede to suck your man's d*ck and get it hard. Then rub the grapefruit up and down. Remember grapefruit is a fat burner so you lose weight while sucking d*ck.
Bobby"you should tell your GF to use the grapefruit technique on you."
Tim""what is it?"
Bobby"look it up c;"
by Bobby 2.2 February 28, 2018
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Grapefruit Soda

The worst and best soda ever made...at the same time. You just love to hate it and hate to love it.

Im drinking some as you read this.


Im also watching you through your bedroom window.

tasty
mmm....I love watching people drink Grapefrout Soda.
by SecCom October 9, 2004
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Grapefruit Technique

Using a grapefruit (cut at the sides) with a dick sized hole through the middle for sex. You put the grapefruit on the dick, and move it up and down while also sucking on the dick.
when we did the grapefruit technique i had to cut the hole so big. I had the best sex of my life using the grapefruit technique.
by lil bo pussy June 16, 2018
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Grapefruit

"Why isn't this Grapefruit purple?" - 50 Cent
by Er.Phillips September 13, 2012
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Grapefruit

The evolution of A German pigmentation that they retain while on vacation.
My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.
by Not your mom jokes October 15, 2018
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my purple grapefruit daddy

''Guys, this is my purple grapefruit daddy, THANOS!''
by btechbhadbabie April 29, 2019
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