Granted

When you smack some one in the face with a lunch box

Man did you see that fight at lunch that kid got Granted

by you just got granted February 12, 2015

Grantsexual

Adult/mature slang for being a straight man, who is strangely attracted to, or is 'turned on' by the 'tip', or the glans of the penis.

I'm a Grantsexual, can I peek at your tip? No, not the whole thing!

by jakisonr June 23, 2017

grantrepreneur

People who exist on and for public subsidies, also known as corporate welfare. They're not business people, they're just good at getting money from government.

That corn ethanol plant can't turn a profit without government grants. It's run by a bunch of grantrepreneurs.

by Harry Seaword September 2, 2009

Granted

Drinking like a hero before leaving the pre-drinks but only lasting 10 minutes in the club before seeing your lunch for the second time that day. Synonymous with getting absolutely fucked.

"My test went badly today" said Billy.
"Lets get you Granted tonight." said Milly.

by LordBillyMilly September 5, 2018

granthee

Granthee is derived from the word 'green tea'. Granthee is a very dumb yet funny person and can be emo at times. Granthee despises males and has anger issues.

random kid: HEY GIVE ME MY TOY BACK! Granthee: *breaks the toy* Here you go :D

by sleepy gworl October 1, 2022

granther

A man in his late 50s or older that has grandkids and is divorced, widowered, or single. He also frequents local establishments looking for women his kids age, or even younger (his grandkids' age). This man is still on his "game" (due to advances in modern medicine usually perscribed). Recognizable by a scotch in one hand and his black card in the other. His golden chain entwined in his executive silver chest hair protruding from his unbuttoned shirt.

Hugh Hefner has been a granther to many of the women he has had in the past 20 years.

by Sooner07 December 28, 2007

Grantler

A sexual move where multiple men stick their genitals into the anus and nose of other men in hopes of making them grunt.

Jake pops his 19 inch steamy dick into his mate, making him a grantler.

by jakepaulnigvagina June 6, 2018