grannycon

someone who only likes girls over the age of 18, aka grannies.

"dude! i ain't no lolicon; i'm a grannycon!"

by nyanners July 13, 2017

GrannyShift

changing gear really really slowly

Granny = Really Slow
Shift = Shift

Brian Spilner ( the white dude ) from fast n furious in his first race

by TiggerBoy November 19, 2003

grannyfuck

1. mainly a sacrifice done for the greater good; something that has to be done but is awkward, takes a long time, not something you want to look at or touch, done slowly as to not harm the operation, yet is always completed regardless of self shame. Could be used as revenge or payback, but not exclusively.

Although my friend drunkenly shat his pants at my house, I grannyfucked it and took care of the situation.

by Rachad December 4, 2010

grannyhoe

old wonem in her 40's or 50's or 60's who still fucks younger guys. she doesnt charge just to old to be having sex.

hey miss davis the old school teacher she fuck me for cuttin her grass she took out her teeth and gave me a gum hummer she a grannyhoe

by bigbaby313 June 10, 2009

grannyshagger

a person who prefers the sexual company of the elderly or those of the same sex.

Quentin: Jon seems to be getting onn very well with your nan.
Jeeves: They've been at it for 3 days now. He's a right grannyshagger.

by narch12 December 7, 2006

GrannysRugs

A cocky guy who talks about his kd when his versing silvers and golds and thinks he can be plat 2.

DanM: Look it's GrannysRugs

Zubir:Who cares he talks about his Kd so much it's annoying

by fjklkwfdwedsqsqswfrf May 17, 2021

Grannycon

A slang word for pedophiles.

"EW, I am not some Grannycon! That woman has to be 19!"

by NeptuneFell September 11, 2023