Granthole

Someone who bothers people to do meaningless tasks (jump their car, make them food) when others can help them instead.

"Come jump my car," said the Granthole. "I hate you," I replied.

by Curling Man 1992 January 30, 2014

Dirty Grant

Having a woman glaze your face like a donut

Sit on my face and cum over it (Dirty Grant)

by Unkn0wn4ever May 21, 2019

Krista Grant

a teacher at the london nautical school. she beats kids and does not know how to teach. she has depression and gave up on her current set 1 classes.

is that Krista Grant?
the maths shitty maths teacher?
yes

by anonymous March 31, 2021

Garnet

1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom

"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"

by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

grant chapman

an OC from the popular wolfstar fanfic “all the young dudes” by mskingbean89. grant is a love interest of remus lupin and he is a fan-favorite of many. grant eventually ends up with his long term partner marcus in “out of the blue”, the epilogue to all the young dudes.

grant chapman deserved the whole world.

oh you are second choice? how does it feel to be a grant chapman kinnie?

by mylittlebitofmagic June 1, 2021

Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Garnett Transit Form

The form you file your taxes on.

I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.

by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018