grammando

One who is particularly particular about the accuracy of grammar, punctuation and syntax.

Tony:"At the end of a sentence, should I use a single space or two?"
James:"I heard people are now using just one."
Chris:"What?? That's crazy, I was taught it was ALWAYS two!!"
Muffy:"Dude, just ask my professional writer/columnist/blogger friend Mandy, she's a total grammando, so she should know."

by moreflare January 15, 2013

gammon curtains

fanny lips, the outer lips of a female genetalia. Labia

gammon ( as in the meat slices ). hence gammon curtains. aka gammy curtains. aka beef flaps

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

grammin

A popular shorthand to describe work performed by software engineers. Related terms are coding, programming, hacking. Can be used as grammin, gram.

I've been grammin it up for 8 hours straight trying to fix these crazy bugs.

by Veekrum October 3, 2006

Gammon

An old conservative Englishman who bickers on about minorities instead of helping solve the country's issues.

1 : Dad keeps complaining about the Syrian couple across the road
2: Just ignore him, he's a hateful old gammon
1: Yeah, you're right.

by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022

hanging gammon

hanging gammon. a noun <verb> to describe a low hanging cliterous.

look at her over there. her gammon is hanging low.

she Has hanging gammon and I don't mean in the kitchen

by Masterbains February 3, 2014

gammon hangers

Flapping female labia - see beef curtains

She had gammon hangers like a pork butcher on pension day

by Beefy February 9, 2004

grammo

A grammatical error, such as the confounding of "it's" and "its", "you're" and "your", and "their" and "they're". Whereas a typo is a careless blunder caused by clumsy fingers, a grammo suggests a lack of understanding of the English language.

I hate when people try to pass off their grammos as typos.

by Stephen White December 9, 2008