grainy tunnel

having sex with a post-op transexual whom you fully believe to be a woman..

i did body shots out of that grainy tunnel all night / read i hope they serve beer in hell

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

Grainy Surprise

When your fucking a girl from behind real hard and your dick accidently slips out of her pussy and tears into her ass.

She yelped like a chihuahua when I gave her a Grainy Surprise.

by FilthyMan69 April 20, 2006

grainy popsicle

When a man having sex with a woman on the beach pretends to be performing oral sex on her during the missionary position, meanwhile covering his wet penis in the sand, and soon after, surprising the woman by the forcefully thrusting back inside her with the sand-covered penis

I was about to climax, until Peter Brown got me with his grainy popsicle.

by Jnassssssty May 13, 2009

grainy as fuck

washed up, outta pocket, lame.

Wawa was out of mac and cheese. It was grainy as fuck.

by not a girl, not yet a robot June 8, 2019

Mr Grainy

An absolute beast of a man he will eat u for a snack he is unstoppable his nickname is the Grainger ranger he is destroyer of all

Mr Grainy is coming throw away your zhoot

by BALD MARTIN October 3, 2019

pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

by The Mayon January 25, 2022