Godsturbating

When your the best at jacking off

I am godsturbating right now no one can do better than me I got 20 orgasms per hour

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

gladsterbating

The Act of masturbating while wrapped in Glad Wrap(cling film)

While his parents weren't home, he wrapped himself up and started gladsterbating.

by Chromecide March 11, 2008

Grassturbating

Fondling your buds, while admiring the quality with a love-struck gaze, i.e. what pot-heads do when they get home after scoring.

Dude, don't go into Jeremy's room right now...I think he's grassturbating.

by WestSideSlant August 20, 2010

Gradurbating

(v.) The act of masturbating at or during one's graduation

Person 1: How was your graduation?
Person2: Amazing; I was gradurbating the whole time. The robes are still sticky.

by LethalSoup June 16, 2018