Castle Gondola

The motherfuckin spot

Surely meet me at Castle Gondola tonight

Let’s go to Gondola and get fuckin zoomed

by King Herro of Gondola April 26, 2020

gundon

Used to describe Englands capital, London. Because the city has high gun crime, often used as a nickname in the news or by London youth.

'Reppin London City AKA Gundon City Get Me Fam!'

by Cman08dfghf March 15, 2008

gondon

Sometimes misspelled as gandon. Russian obscene word for condom. Figuratively - a dickhead

Ty jebanyi gondon (You are fucking dickhead)

by dildo777 April 21, 2018

Gondorf

Name for a very dark skin person that happens to be bad at all sports except for football.

Dang you see that gondorf right there bro.

Yup I’m a gondorf.

by Gondorf May 31, 2019

Gondor

A kingdom of Middle Earth in the parallel dimension and world to ours. Known for its castle with a pointy cliff tower thing which looks like a mashed in adams apple, it peers in sight to Mordor. Giving the history between the two kingdoms alot of people who lived on the border close to Mordor would have to sacrifice a greased up tea cup pig, a 3 legged goat, and stomp a smurf in order to get Gondor to protect them. Once Gondor received these gifts they would send 1 Calvary company. If 2 smurfs were stomped then they would send the entire Calvary Division. No one understands the hatred Gondor had of smurfs but it was there nonetheless.

While the Elves sodomized the Dwarves, Gondor did the same to the Hobbits. They used Hobbits for underground sex slave trades. They also forced Hobbits and Dwarves to mate to produce an unholy offspring called Dwarbbits to use as a work force. Dwarbbits couldn't speak so it was Gondor's loop hole around labor laws of that time.

All of Middle Earth had a grudge on Gondor though because they were the reason for Mordor coming back to power in the first place. Kings of Gondor were known for giving in to peer pressure. Also, the Kings had a fettish with shiny objects and didn't like to lose jewelry which is how Middle Earth got so F'd up to begin with.

The Kingdom of Gondor made money off the sex slave trade.

by The Informant99 January 7, 2012

gondolasoupin

enjoying a nice bowl of hot soup in a gondola

kaitlyn: hey where have you been?
sophia: i was in venice gondolasoupin

by sauceyum March 24, 2023

Goondos

Slang for God-Knows. Used to emphasis lack of interest.

Person 1: Hey, do you know if *someone* is coming for the party?
Person 2: Goondos! I'm least bothered.

Person 1: Whats going to happen to the States if Hillary wins?
Person 2: Goondos! Time will tell

by Clint & Lydia March 17, 2008