a very rotund, gothic mythical beast.
has a serious problem with bloating and fat content.
it floats in water.
can be a pet to a goth person and there are strict leash laws that the owner must follow.
is normally silent unless munching.
has a serious problem with bloating and fat content.
it floats in water.
can be a pet to a goth person and there are strict leash laws that the owner must follow.
is normally silent unless munching.
gothapotamus exibit:
*at a zoo*
"the gothapotami (plural) are loose!!! everyone run!"
-apropriate screams and disorganized exiting-
"they will eat you all!! ahhhh-"
*nohm nom nom*
*at a zoo*
"the gothapotami (plural) are loose!!! everyone run!"
-apropriate screams and disorganized exiting-
"they will eat you all!! ahhhh-"
*nohm nom nom*
by panda_snack August 12, 2009
Get the gothapotamus mug.A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...
Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.
by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009
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An extremely fat and un-attractive goth/emo chick that obviously lacks the constant blood drainage. Arguably the most off putting group of females.
by Phil Gee January 14, 2009
Get the Gothapotamus mug.An extremely large (if not totally obese) goth person.
The fattest goth you've ever seen.
A morbidly obese person who tries to secure a position in a social group by picking the most outcast group they can think of; this last few years that's been the goths.
Dressed as such merely for the advantage of "fitting in" with another set of people other than the rest of the hippos.
The fattest goth you've ever seen.
A morbidly obese person who tries to secure a position in a social group by picking the most outcast group they can think of; this last few years that's been the goths.
Dressed as such merely for the advantage of "fitting in" with another set of people other than the rest of the hippos.
Shay is such a friggin' gothapotamus! I wish she would just put down the twinkies & take shower. I sooooo don't want to try to outrun the police in a graveyard with her!
by pookita September 2, 2009
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"Dude, did you see the Gothopotomous while you were outside?"
"Yeah, he's wearing a trench coat and has blue hair today."
"Yeah, he's wearing a trench coat and has blue hair today."
by Misty's Own, JJ December 16, 2008
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Get the Gothopotomus mug.n. A fat bitch that tries to make herself unique by becoming a goth but really looses uniqueness by becoming just like all the other fat goth bitches...implies that they resemble the physical characteristics of a hippopodemus...but in torn up fishnet stockings...
eew, look at that gothapodemus! -gag-
by whoa October 20, 2004
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