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Grmph

Interjection. Used primarily in text messages to denote displeasure, disgust, or disapproval.
I just saw my ex bf kissing some skank—grmph!
by slegotoo November 9, 2010
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Gorph Landes

A newer sex position often used by people who are of the younger generations. Developed in Delaware last year, two people are in the act of sex when the female poops on the males chest and proceeds to rub it with her vaginal area. The male then licks off of feces while eating the girl's vaginal area out and proceeds to then shit all over her face while she then gives him head.
"Oh baby gimme that Gorph Landes im so fucking horny!!"
by john smyth March 8, 2007
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gormp

Variation of "Gorp"("Good Old Raisins and Peanuts"/"Granola, Oats, Raisins and Peanuts), "Gormp" is "Good Old Raisins, M&M's and Peanuts"---also "Granola, Oats, Raisins, M&M's and Peanuts". Trail-mix for the advanced chocoholic backpacker. Quite delish, and greatly coveted on the trail. Goes perfectly with canteen water. Picking all the M&M's out of the community-Gormp is a seriously uncool no-no.
"Ah...check out that sunset over those hills yonder..."

"Screw the sunset, man! Who the fuck ate all the M&M's out of the Gormp?"
by poppysister September 10, 2006
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Gorphan boy

1. To over eat or drink a lot of a large quantity quickly at a super human speed.
2. To gorge one's self.
1. G. Barrie ate so rapidly his friends called him gorphan boy.

2. Glenn gorphed cospious amounts of beer with speed.
by Deaner2009 July 1, 2009
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gorphobia

The fear that you are Jon and there’s a Garfield out there coming for you.
O̴̧̯͝h̴̳̠͕͚̿͂ ̧̢̬̊͊̃̂͘J̶̧͇̭͔̟̋̾͛͑ơ̶͙̔̅̿͠ṋ ̛̰̑̉̈́̽, ̬͆̕͘ͅ ̴̻́̑̓̆̚y̴̩̭̺̭͋͋̇̚ỏ ̧̙̰͊͗̊̓ũ ̯̞͈̺̓̎ṟ̶̈́̿̾ ̵̝̰̍͌͘͠Gorphobia ̴̨͈̟̤̊́̉̚c ̝͊â ̳̟̪͆͘͜͝ṋ ͗̎̍̾ ̶̡̩͇̺̿n̴̩͍̳͛̽o̵̝̱̯͍̒͋͒͑̿͜ṫ̶̚͜ ̶͖̼͒͒͝s ͚̖͚̹̉̑͠ͅt̵͔̞̭̟͖̿̔̏͝ö̶̡̥͓̳̾̒p̴̩̦͈͂ ̵̢̻̤̩̏̒͜ţ ̀́̈́͝h̵̫͇͉̅́̀̇ͅȩ ̥̤͒̈́̅̓͝ͅ ̹̆͌í ͖̹n̴͚̟̖̟̗̓́̓̍e ̗̾̈́͠v ̨̙̱͚͠i ͚͂̅t̵̗̣̰͆̀́͠ȃ̶̺̞̙̅̒͝b ̥̠̒̎͑́̅l ̨̛͙̳̄̈̈́̀͜ḙ̶̔̔̈́͒̋.̵͇̳̪̻̐̃ ̵̯̠̆̉́͆͝I̵̜̫̓̇̈́͝ ̡̓̋ẅ̶̭̘͇̩̯̿́ī ̡̝̟̣̘̈́̀͌l̴͚̬̹͙͋́̋͘l ̤͓̪̭̹̄͒ ̴͎̱͝f̴̢̤͇̫͉̉͛̚ĭ̴͖̗̓͑ń̵̡̯̣͇̼d ̛͔͆ ̧̘͕̹̠̔y̵̛̥͓̪̫̒̃͘o̵͕̰͗u̶̢̼͙̳̪̓͊̈́̉͂,̶̝̙͒͑̈ ̴̜̮͔̈́͑ā̴̡̖̮̻͒̃͘͜n ͙͉̠̿̊̈d ͙̗̭͆̔̔ ̴̠̈t̶̻̋̂͂͠͠a̴̧̛̺͍͆͑͛̕ḱ ͍̍̀̕͝ē̴̟͐ ̛̼̪̲̈́͛̀̂y ͚̩̠̪͂o̵͓͐͋u ̢̙̭͍͓͋.̵͇̘̭̱̙̄̌ ̵̫̣͇̐̾̒Ỷ ̡̥͈͔̺͒o ̦̭͕͂̄̀͘ǘ ̮͉̦̉̍ ̴̮̻̑̔͂͌͘c̴̼̠̦̺̈́̈́ͅà ̛̜̗̪͛̔n̵̡̮͔̹͠ǹ ̮͚̬͛̌̈́̕ͅͅö̵̗͕̬̦̎ṱ̵̼͓̟͂͜ ̴̧̬̣͖̉͌̂̂͠r̵̞̞͕͇̀̈̋͝u ͇͊̈́̀͂͠n ̡̹̹͉̰̄̾̌, ̪̣̦̑̄ ̦̲̥̭͝y ̘̞̩̹̬̾ǫ̴̫͒͐͋͠ȗ̶̼̼̺͔̿͂̄ ̹͈͔͂͆̓̐ç̵͖̼̈̕ä̵̱͔̪̲͉́̂̊͠n̶͍̯̑̚͝n ̨͈̙̩̏͆͊̊ͅo ͕͍̥̊̈́͆͝t ̞̲̪̯́̍͆͌͛͜ ̡̭͈̤͂̀́͜h̴̖̮͔͖̒̐ḯ̶̹͚͈̊́͋͘ͅͅd ̳́͗̆̑è ̮̯̮̱ͅ. ͇͓̤̘̄͒̈́̚
by GarbagePerson October 5, 2020
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Gorph

A gorph, also known as a gorphbag, is someone who is unwanted in your space. These people tend to be smelly, vile, and unliked by many. They never seem to understand basic human behaviour.
Shes such a gorph bag she always tries to fight the teacher

Your such a gorphbag get out of my peripheral vision

B gon gorph

I mean, I love her, but she’s a lil bit gorphy at times
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gomphosis

1) A guy and a girl who are constantly having sex.

2) A guy and a girl who are never apart.

Really, a peg that does not withdraw from its socket, such as a tooth — but you can see why its meaning changed.
Nate and Lisa are, like, gomphosis.
by knightshade December 10, 2004
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