gopher ass

Slang for the unfortunate condition of seriously needing to take a shit but having nowhere to do it.

When I felt its little smooth, brown face begin to emerge from my hole, I quickly realized I had gopher ass.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

dirty Goppert

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.

Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!

by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

GOPe

Stands for Grand Old Party Elites (or establishment) ie. the Republican old guard or Country Club Republican

The GOPe is losing out to a new working man's GOP

by Uppity White Man December 19, 2017

Gopher Reach

Standing behind someone and reaching over them in an exaggerated mannerism, resting your testicles on their shoulder. A maneuver typically performed by the alpha male in order to assert his dominance over the victim(s).

Hey look at that dude doing the "gopher reach" - he's got balls of steel.

by honey852 October 29, 2022

Gopher it

Gopher it - gophered it - gophering it

A Semmesian dialect term meaning to do what you have to do without additional thought

Synonyms: grow a sack and do it

Chiefly southern

"I think Pink didn't have enough of a 'gap', but she was DTF, and I decided to gopher it anyway"

by Tman19910 October 30, 2018

gopher

n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.

I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!

by keyshaw April 13, 2005

Gopwell

Adjective. Used to describe someone who has their heart broken or misses an"ex" boyfriend or "ex" girlfriend of theirs.

Used in the Caribbean Island of Dominica and possibly others as well.

Abbreviation: "GP"

Kylie: *sobs*
Rianna: Awwww what happened honey?
Kylie: Jake dumped me.
Crissy: *enters room* *laughs* you have gopwell for that dude? Girl please.

Ke-Sean: I miss Annie a lot tho. I have no idea why she broke up with me. I miss her like crazy.
Michael: Aye guys, Ke-Sean here has GP!

by Waitikubuli18 March 10, 2017