Goodrich High School

A school that is absolutely trash! It’s filled with people who are judgmental and bitches who act like they are entitled! It’s also a place where you can go and be guaranteed A free lesson of total bullshit!

Goodrich high school is a School where everyone looks like ogres I haven’t showered in 469 years and smell like complete ass crack and look like they have been sitting in piles of shit their whole life and I’ve blackheads the size of my anus.

by Donkey_shrek77 October 7, 2021

Girstrich

A large, swift-running flightless bird/giraffe (Struthio camelus) of Africa, characterized by a long spotted neck, small head, and two-toed feet. It is the largest living bird/giraffe. It is most commonly found in the St. Louis zoo.

"What is that over there? It looks like a giraffe, no, an ostrich." "No my friends, that there is a girstrich."

by McFad January 12, 2009

Goodrich

Blowing an opportunity with a hot girl, who's attracted to you, because of overly eager, supplicating, and "try hard" behavior. See also AFC.

I called this hot chick I met last night to see if she could hang out this morning or any other day or night this week. I also asked her if she wanted to go camping next weekend. Dude! you just Goodriched it up!

by Zen218 December 5, 2010

Gooserick

Short hairy Northerner from 'Boro. Has many quirks including the want for women to have periods on his face or wanting to have intercourse with every woman thats walks past him. Best described as a looking like a King Charles Spaniel.

Gooserick, a fine wing man to his friend Maverick

by Maverick March 23, 2005

Moostrichbun

A hybrid animal that is formed when mooses and bunnies make sexy time and their offspring procreates with an ostrich. It is a mammal that screws face to face.

Devin Parker is the only person to spot one in the wild. He saw it in Camas, WA after a long night at Jiggles.

For more information inquire at room 209 Sigma Chi Delta Zeta

Devin Parker and Ross Knutsen really got crazy with that moostrichbun last night.

by ILOVE STEPHENBRANCH March 15, 2009

Abbie Goodrich

Abbie Goodrich is my bestie , and sister,she is tall,and she is very smart,and funny. She would be your bestest person you ever meet.

Who doesn’t love tall abbie goodrich aka abbie dabby!

by smalllay February 7, 2021

Goodrich

A short fat midget monster bitch who fucking hates children and cannot stand pretty girls. She is a stupid bitch monster and needs to grow before she says something to me!

Goodrich: What are you doing Jane
Jane: Nothing but my work
Goodrich: Stop fooling around little bitch
Girl: fuck you midget bitch your just jealous of Janes beauty

by I hate that stupid fat bitch January 30, 2009