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Gooseneck

The act of taking ones hand, making a limp wrist and downwards facing hand. The fingers making an up-and-down claw-like movement to provide a pleasureful sensation for a male partner. His genitalia will at first reject such provocation, but only after a few moments will it grow to appreciate the stimulation.
Damn, I hear that girl Naomi gives a mean gooseneck. My boy Andrew told me it only took 10 seconds for him to splatter all over her face.
by al;skdjf;lkasdjflk;ajs January 18, 2008
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Reverse Gooseneck

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.
friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!
by Banana Hammock Brand October 13, 2009
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Gooshenpotzle

A word used to replace swear words and other offensive slang words during temporary fits of rage.
That Gooshenpotzle gave me an F on my test today!
by shewhomustnotbenamed123 September 11, 2011
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Goosenecking

This is what happens when you love an item sooo much you just want to fuck it. You hold it in your hand while your jacking off so that your essentially fucking your hand and the item at the same time.
I'm sorry I couldn't come to the phone I was goosenecking my playstation

I walked in and that son of a bitch was goosenecking my iPhone
by Lascivious January 5, 2011
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goossens

huge ass family with tons of people and a bunch of creepy old ladies that somehow know who you are at christmas time. they also eat lunch at 3 in the afternoon. its messed up
you going to christmas at the goossens?
nah, they creep me out, and im hungry NOW dammit!
by smogs May 4, 2009
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goosen

it means tight or cool. or anything you want it to mean
that is hella goosen. or this s*** is goosen
by brad puricelli December 17, 2008
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Gooster

A gooster is the slang for when a goose rides on a scooter.

This phenomenon is actually a great scientific mystery, why are there geese on scooters? Who put the goose on the scooter? What is going on?
"Look at that gooster!"
"It's doing the gooster!"
by Boohount6 May 26, 2019
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