goontosis

absolute state of heaven after gooning usually happens after loosing a large edge streak.

i gooned so hard i was in a state of goontosis

by sigma edge May 26, 2024

goontosis

Goontosis is a disease one may contract from overly gooning. It causes blisters on the genitalia area, as well as rashes. Goontosis may be treated with medication, but cannot be cured.

“Did you hear? Anthony contracted Goontosis!”

by GH0STGOR3 February 20, 2024

Goontosis

Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.

Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!

Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!

Ethan: That's dope as fuck, my nigga!

by Boouty January 22, 2024

goontosis

A pre Goonvana state where you enter an almost trance of gooning. Typically starts to occur around hour 8-10 of gooning.

I heard u reached goontosis last weekend, it’s a shame he couldn’t pass to goonvana

by typegabe March 26, 2024

Goontosis

To be infected or lost in the state of gooning, being sent to the Brainrot Multiverse, Goonvana

"my gooning streak went up by 7 weeks yesterday so I might be diagnosed with Goontosis chat.

by Skibussynga April 7, 2024

Goontosis

Goontosis means the state of gooning so much your mind gets taken over by the amount of gooning that you are doing, and you just get taken over and then get so much pleasure, you pass out.

Aidan - Oh no! Junior is going into goontosis!
Junior - oh shit... i-i think i lost my gooning streak *busts*

by So, we're trolling. February 18, 2024

goontosis

A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.

Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!

by Waukee fan man February 16, 2024