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goontosis

A prolonged state of gooning where one persons mind becomes so destroyed due to the urge of climaxing.
He’s fucked him he’s in a state of goontosis
by Gooning guy June 27, 2024
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Goontosis

Goontosis is considered to be the highest state of gooning achievable. When somebody enters 'goontosis', it is assumed that they are completely disconnected from the physical world and are entirely consumed by the goon.
Ethan: Bro, last night I gooned so hard I entered goontosis!

Owen: Holy fuck dude! I accidentally entered goontosis during my lecture today!

Ethan: That's dope as fuck, my nigga!
by Boouty January 22, 2024
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goontosis

absolute state of heaven after gooning usually happens after loosing a large edge streak.
i gooned so hard i was in a state of goontosis
by sigma edge May 26, 2024
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Goontosis

To be infected or lost in the state of gooning, being sent to the Brainrot Multiverse, Goonvana
"my gooning streak went up by 7 weeks yesterday so I might be diagnosed with Goontosis chat.
by Skibussynga April 7, 2024
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goontosis

A pre Goonvana state where you enter an almost trance of gooning. Typically starts to occur around hour 8-10 of gooning.
I heard u reached goontosis last weekend, it’s a shame he couldn’t pass to goonvana
by typegabe March 26, 2024
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Goontosis

when you goon so hard you reach Goontosis
“911 whats your emergency

“I have been gooning”

“since?”

“may.. may 2022”

“oh my your in a full blown state of goontosis”
by Tbvnks February 21, 2024
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goontosis

A state reached after gooning for a prolonged amount of time. Similar to hypnosis, you become one with the goon. A stiff breeze or a sudden movement will be enough to make you cream cheese all over the place.
Teacher: Brayden is in the back of the class with his eyes rolled back and his lip quivering, I think he’s in a state of goontosis.
Principal: Damn it, carry him over to my office right now!
by Waukee fan man February 16, 2024
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