Goons

One that stumbles around with shitkickers on, yelling out profanity at innocent people, smoking lots of pot, have crazy amounts of unprotected sex and railing lines upon lines of the finest cocaine while crushing racks on racks on racks of Natty and Jack Daniels. Ussualy wears black/raiders gear. Phil Taylor is their hero.

Phil Taylor, Trent Richardson, Tripp Whatley, Goons

by Shitkickers October 29, 2011

goons

Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory

*in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids"
Advisor: All of you, get out and go fix yourself!
goon: lolington, it's always the goons

by mosthuggable May 12, 2018

Goons

a gay ass group of high school friends that only talk about memes

That lunch table is goons.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018

goons

another name for breasts

wow Marc, Nick did you see the size of that chicks GOONS!

by marcs mum June 20, 2010

goons

A shorthand name for "crab rangoons," a delicious, deep fried chinese appetizer.

I'm going to have to drop a major deuce after all of those goons I ate at lunch.

by Jeff_A May 1, 2008

Goons

Large, sweaty, and super-saggy titties possibly covered in warts. Don't forget the hairy areolas.

"Damn, that girl's got a fat ass. But those titties gotta go... They're a couple of goons."

by The Littlelest Pig August 11, 2010

Goons

Your nuts, balls, the things that make sex enjoyable, without your goons your cock would be useless!!!

I tried to do a double on my KX 250 but landed short and clanked my goones on my fuel tank, now i walk like a barby doll.

by Mikey84 May 19, 2005