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Gooner

One who is completely and miserably addicted to porn but embraces and loves it.
I watch porn all day, I think I'm becoming a gooner...
by Pornophile September 17, 2018
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goopery

used to describe a jaw-dropping person, place, thing, event, or situation, in a positive way.
Did you hear Beyonce's album? Girl, the goopery...
by b_ubs February 13, 2019
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Goonerbating

Masturbating for long periods often extending past 6 hours.

Goonerbaters normally have no social life because they masturbate for hours on end.
"K.Quigs missed class because he was having a goonerbating session with a heard of pig dools."

see "pig dool."
by Polyester Pigdool Patterson March 10, 2011
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gooner

a supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC
by Anthony Nguyen August 22, 2004
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gooner

A person who commits the act of gooning. In more extreme cases, many people choose to go so far with gooning, that they willingly develop a porn addiction and base their life around it. To them, porn is everything. There is no ultimatum greater than porn, and many even seek out other gooners just to discuss how amazing porn is, as their life spirals into complete depravity.

How someone goons to porn, and the process of forcing themselves to turning into a porn addict isn't wholly clear-cut; some prefer to refer themselves as a pornosexual. Gooners are often total weirdos with bragging about being addicted, and call pornstars goddesses.

Moral of the story: porn this, porn that, just do whatever pleases you, even if it means being a gooner.
Chad: *fapping to porn on 3 monitors*
Brad: *walks into the room* Hey Chad, the mail just came and- Oh my God, dude! That's disgusting, how long have you been doing this for?!
Chad: I woke up at 6 this morning, and I've been jerking off since, man.
Brad: Wait, what?! It's 3PM already!
Chad: I've become a gooner. All I want anymore is porn.
by Gilgabob February 1, 2019
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Gooneroo

The ultimate goon. Someone who is goofy in all manners, a little bit sassy, and acts in a silly way during the majority of their existence on earth.
We are the ultimate gooneroos
by Madelea November 26, 2010
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Gookery

Similar to the wordfuckery”, except used in the presence of a single Asian or a group of Asians. It is used to describe chaos and things that seem fucked up to the human mind. @Jlee
What kind of gookery is this?
by Gook8 May 24, 2018
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