Gromph

To eat. In particular, to eat quickly and without self-control.

I'd planned to eat only one biscuit, but in the end I gromphed the entire packet.

by JohnTheLutheran September 21, 2009

Goomp

A person that says random stupid things, that he/she even knows it's random and dumb. They usually have a vulgar odor and aren't cultured. The term "Goomp!" is usually used right after they say the stupid random thing.

"Hey guys, wanna come on my boat?" - goomp
"Okay sure"
"There's gonan be chix there, and we can fuck them" - goomp
"Goomp"

"hey what are we doin for ur birthday?"
"my dad said we can go to a strip club and maybe drink alcohol." - goomp
"no he didnt"
"I know" - goomp
"GOOMP!"

by benzobrist March 8, 2008

GOOMHR

"Get Out Of My Head, Randall."

An exclamation stated by many readers of Randall Munroe's xkcd webcomic, upon seeing that the latest comic is (yet again) directly relevant to their current life situation.

Beret guy used Rice Krispies to escape the raptors? GOOMHR!

by Frankie1969 June 27, 2009

Goompin

Being on any form of a downer.

"I'M GOOMPIN' MY FUCKING HEAD OFF"

by Churppp March 17, 2009

gromphlamitator

Louie Cotter A.K.A the biggest drone of them all

Louie you're a gromphlamitator

by drkvnm October 11, 2022

Gromph

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

glomph

Is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

see: http://www.glomph.com/

My full name is Jerry Glomph Black

by Jerry Glomph Black December 17, 2003