google-bitch

much like google corrects spelling or phrasing on the task-bar a google-bitch corrects your grammar or facts

April: Where'd you put that pencil at?
Michelle: Do you mean "Where'd you put that pencil?"?
April: Don't be a google-bitch

by smart-pizza-girl September 23, 2010

Google bitch

A person so compulsive about looking up online information they don't notice their friends throwing out topics in conversation just to watch them dive into their cell phone.

I don't need to look that up, Steve will do it. He's my Google bitch.

by Miksah August 16, 2019

googlehatchet

-n A googlehatchet is an automated response invoked by a desire to use an internet search engine.

Susan was suddenly struck by a googlehatchet.

by smadge1 April 7, 2003

Gigglebitch

(n.) thot, slut, fake bitch. That party-every-weekend, pretentious fine-arts student "friend" that sleeps with your creepy foreign visitor in your empty apartment.

He slept with that gigglebitch!? I thought his standards were higher.

by Joosh947 September 10, 2016

Google Bitch

The person in the group, who is told or asked to Google something for all the others in the group, most of the time.

Why do you always bring her with you? answer..She's my Google Bitch.

He text so fast! answer...Yep, that's my Google Bitch.

by MommaKnows January 6, 2017

googlivitch

noun. a rotting corpse or carcass

We found a googlivitch of a deer in our mailbox and the other half in our fender.

by malchik_gei March 27, 2007

googlesnitch

When someone tells a funny joke and you try not laugh but you end up making a funny noise instead; googlesnitching

Did you guys hear to Jared googlesnitching during class, it was hilarious.

Hey man don’t googlesnitch I’m serious

by Papazedword November 25, 2020