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googlheimer

that dumb son of a bitch who always takes that last something (food, object, etc) when they could clearly see that you wanted it.
"gwen, didn't you want that last sugar cookie that was sitting on the table?"

"yes perri, i did, why?"

"because i took it"

"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"
by Perriiiii [and gwen] December 31, 2008
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GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL

where you insert the penis in to the vagina,then you eat out you partner with 7 other female specimens. whilst fucking your mom.then you eat out your dog or suck his cock.go doggy syle with your dad or brother, then outside take a HUGE shit. then throw it at your neighbors, in a used condom, while they are going at it.
it's really satisfying.
GIVES LARGE BONERS.
your mom gave a great GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL last night.
by siabcusa. February 23, 2008
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Gugenheimer

An old man who is the goofiest person ever. Sometimes creepy. Usually really old and annoying. Not usually a quiet person. Similar to a "goober" except a "goober" is a younger person.
Johhny: Old man Higgens is such a gugenheimer.
Suzy: I know, he's really creepy.
Johnny: And he smells like piss.
by fukd erpen sowminy waiz December 23, 2009
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Goosenheimer

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".
John: You're such a goosenheimer.
by Noneone September 13, 2009
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Gookenheimer

A person of Asian decent who frequently likes to talk about German things and drink lots of German beers
"Do you see Pae over there? All he does is talk about how he loves Germans, and loves drinking German beers." "Ya man, what a total fucking gookenheimer!"
by IYAOFU May 6, 2013
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googleheimers

The very same as googleheimer's... just incorrect
"I've so got the googleheimers!"

"You mean googleheimer's?"

"Wha.. oh.. yeah, of course, sorry."
by Sylvester Vogtstokk March 25, 2010
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Googleheimers

Being Late or forgetting something because you were distracted by the internet, a computer, or a mobile device.

A sign of being a Zombot
*Bob sprints to time clock*

Kristy: "Your half an hour late! What happened?"

Bob: "Time just slipped away when I found this new site"

Tom: "Ah you had a case of googleheimers today. Last week I had to call in my case was so bad"
by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
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