Goocher

from the classic movie "Stand by Me".

Chris: Girls call it. We'll flip for it.

Gordie: Okay. Odd man goes?

Teddy: That's you, Gordie. Odd as a cod!

Vern: Four tails! Oh Jesus, man, that's a goocher!

Others: Come on man. That doesn't mean anything!
Vern: No man, a goocher. That's really bad. You remember when Clint Bracken
and those guys got wiped out on Weed Hill in Durham? Billy told me

they were flipping for beers. An' they came up a goocher just before

they got into the car. And bang! They all got totalled! I don't like

this. Sincerely.

Teddy: Verno! Nobody believes in that crap about moons and goochers! It's

babystuff! Now come on. Flip again. Gonna flip or not?

Ah man, I just drew the Queen of Spades three times in a row. That's a goocher if I have ever seen one.

by The Market Huddle April 13, 2020

goocher

Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..

When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"

by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005

Goochebag

A person who, instead of helping when someone asks them for genuine help, sends passive-aggressive links to Google, YouTube, or other sites, especially Let Me Google That For You (lmgtfy). In particular, a Goochebag overuses the techniques of teaching people when they should just learn how to use the internet, and applies them to situations where a person is legitimately asking for their help, not merely asking the answer to a trivial question. This form of antisocial response to requests for real-world aid is endemic to internet culture, especially among digital natives.

I asked my electrician buddy Aiden to help me rewire my dryer, but he’s such a Goochebag he sent me a link to YouTube video instead, like I’d asked him how to make scrambled eggs.

by stsully November 24, 2019

Goochando

Gooch in spanish, to chill, hang out with someone or a group of people, or even by yourself.

Facebook Status: "Bout to go goochando with the girls"
"Goochando"

Phone Convo:
Jack: "What you doing brah?"
Nick: "Nothin just got in from Becky's...tired."
Jack: "fuck that, we bout to goochando with her cousin!"
Nick: "Bet! give me 5 minutes!"

Texting:
Boy: "hey baby!"
Girl: "Oh hey! whats up?"
Boy: "Nothing, just trying to see if yo u wanna goochando for a lil bit, catch a flick or something."
Girl: "Ok, ill text when I get out the shower"

by Don Chulo November 26, 2009

gooched

The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.

That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.

My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.

After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.

Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.

He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.

by merlineternal January 20, 2008

Gooching

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

by MadTownC15 September 17, 2012

gooche

Area between one's rectal opening and scrotum. Often smells like a mix of ballsweat and ass-wine. Extreme perspiration causes unneccesary irritation.

I can never sit still on a hot summer day because my gooche always pisses me off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004