goobersville

The middle of nowhere.

We were supposed to be in New York by 4, but Ed just had to take a "shortcut," so now we're in Goobersville and we'll be lucky to get there by nightfall.

by Thinker2112 May 11, 2010

Gooberspoot

Mixture of semen and feces that runs down the leg of someone who has received anal sex

Jane had gooberspoot running down her leg after Dick slammed her backdoor.

by JerkyJerk October 10, 2016

Gooberschnitzel

Someone who annoys their choir teacher (especially mr.hoch)

oh my god, kaitlyn is such a gooberschnitzel

by fuckin mint choir girl May 3, 2020

goobersmooch

Adj.-Idiot, dumbass, etc

Bob: dude look! these monkeys on tv are doin it!

Joe: dont be such a goobersmooch, man...

by BigJurm July 15, 2005

Gooberism

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

by PoulterGEIST November 13, 2010

goobershag

A nerdy/dorky/geeky fellow who is nonoetheless unconventionally attractive and adorably awkward. Examples may include David Thewlis, Elijah Wood, Jimmy Fallon, Dominic Monaghan, and Rhett Miller c. '95.

He's such an adorable goobershag!

by Scotty N. Kirk August 20, 2005

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005