geoslaves

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .

co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

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Gonsalves

the act of re-heating cold human shit in a microwave, then shaping it into the form of a penis and using it on your self to masturbate anally.

Tom : hey man what did you do last night?
Mike : i was pretty lonely so i put on some porn and pulled a gonsalves
Tom : oh wow man, thats fuckin gross

by TOMMMMM yeah December 17, 2008

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Steven Goncalves

Loves money like a goblin, was raised by a jewish family. Has several outstanding arrest warrants and really wants to eat babies.

Steven Goncalves like to eat little dogs.

by William Lakin December 13, 2022

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stephanie goncalves

A Beautiful, Kind, Caring girl who always has a smile on her Wonderful face even when she is down. Stephanie may not be the best at sports but she is really good at stealing hearts. Stephanie Is also a love expert anything you need just ask her she has been through it all! Just admit it you can't compete with Stephanie!

I Love That Stephanie Goncalves

by Stufflez April 15, 2016

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