Gronkle

A person with a big stomach who is hairy

“Stop eating you gronkle”

by uglyfatgronklebitch July 2, 2020

Gronkle

A particularly enraged, painful hemorrhoid that has become part of your daily life.

Yo man you want to go ride bikes?
Na, I’m pretty sure my gronkle would kill me.

What’s wrong bae?
My gronkle angry after last night.

by uhavenicelegs October 18, 2020