gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Gongy

*cumnock* slang for the rubber protection method of contraception (condom)

Aw a was bangin this burd last night n the gongy burst. A dnt wantae be a faaaiiither :(

by Eekie Murray August 5, 2008

Gonch Rocket

Erect penis contained by your underwear or gonch.

At the strip club, the other night, I had trouble concealing my gonch rocket.

by shirtzooka March 31, 2010

Gonch Pad

The backside of the kneecap.

The man caressed my gonch pad

by Sir erplebottom January 29, 2019

Goncalves

1.Portuguese men who have large penises.
2.Smart Jocks who know how to seal the deal with any girl they get with. They are bound to grow up to have successful lives.
3.Common last name of portugal equal to smith in the US.

Wow you may be black but you aren't a Goncalves.

by Daniel Goncalves February 23, 2008

Gency

The best overwatch ship.

Person 1: What is your Overwatch OTP?
Person 2: Genji and Mercy are the cutest..
Person 1: Oh, I love Gency too!

by SweetRemedy June 14, 2017

gonky

(adj.) extremely awkward, lanky, and/or funny. Derived from "gawky", but way better. May be used as a nickname (i.e. Gonks) or derogatory term.

"Gonks and Shneebs are so adorably awkward together."
"Yael is so gonky... just look at her argyle sweatervest!!"

by CANDYmeetVINTAGE May 25, 2009