unfortunate physical state of a person who has multiple medical problems and no hope of recovery or meaningful life. their activity is usually nothing more than laying in a hospital bed as a rotting, dying sack of flesh. gomertose individuals usually have large families, all of whom visit at the time of impending patient death, only to cry out "aye ya ya...please do everything to keep him alive!!!" this essentially denies the patient a dignified death, and condemns them to a slow, torcherous prolonged demise.
"the poor old lady in bed 4 is unresponsive, on life support, and has constant tube feeding shits. she's gomertose, and the family won't sign a DNR."
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A girl who has a lot to her: she's smart, funny, nice, honest, sexy and beautiful. Looks as though she is a Goddess, The only thing is: she doesn't know any of that. She doesn't believe it although people around her tell her it's true all the time. She's a great sport and has a heart the size of the ocean. She's just straight adorable. If she truly falls in love, She loves with all of her heart and soul. If you ever need her, she is there. Her feelings get hurt easily but she bounces back quickly, Although, deep hurts take longer to get over. If you do her wrong, or hurt her deeply, she doesn't forget and she will hold the grudge for a lifetime. If you happen to know a Heather, never let her go. She's more than worth your time.
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" Yeah, there should be some soda in the bag."
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Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.
Comes from Congressman Louie Gohmert who's theatrics in Congress look like he is dropping a deuce.
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my underwear was filled with puss, so I looked in the mirror and realized I had several gohmerts on my balls.
by Meechree March 16, 2020
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2: Any person who has a dislike of the Gypsy or Traveller community and wishes to cause them harm.
"We'd parked up on a field for the night, when a group of Golgermoshers have turned up and started kicking hell out of us."
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