gollum

A guy who lives with his mom, has no job, no car, no life, and no prospects, yet still thinks he's better than you.
Obssessed with hanging around you and constantly trying to impress you with things you know he hasn't done.

"Did you hear that Bob was talking about how he was gonna go to New York this weekend?"
"Yeah, right. The guy can't even afford a bus ticket. He's such a gollum, he's probably gonna ask me for a ride."

by daboz April 28, 2003

gollum

a strange midget resembaling peter stamp who gets pleasure from stroking his ring.

hey pete what u doin,.......ARGHH PUT IT AWAY!

by C January 9, 2004

gollum

Character from J.R.R. Tolkein's Lord of the Rings. Schizophrenic and sexually frustrated. Alter ego, Smegel (the good one)

Gollum: Master betrayed us! We must kill him!
Smegel: We can't kill master! We loves him.

by E change October 5, 2003

gollum

Horny crack head who sucked on Frodo's finger all night long (since Frodo has no cock)

LET'S WATCH TEH GOLLUM SEX TAPE LOL!!!!111!!!111lol

by FAG GRENADE July 24, 2004

gollum

a faggot who also doubles as a wanker

guy #1: wow your such a gollum
guy #2: no, I'm just a wanker

by jnik July 11, 2004

Golluming

This dance was invented by Lorde. It was created when she concentrated really hard on feeling what she heard, which made her look like Gollum. When you're golluming you use your hands as claws, hunch your shoulders and back and bend your knees and arms. If you don't get this, just watch a video of her performing.

"What's Lorde doing, is she on drugs?"
"Nope, she's just golluming!"

by frostmage December 16, 2013

Golluming

To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

"What's Tracy doing?"
"Oh, she's golluming in her chair. Just ignore her."

by CrowScream February 1, 2013