Golfsides

A painful muscle pull that occurs in the upper quadrant of the rib cage just under a golfer's stroking arm.

I just pulled off a miraculous drive but it caused a severe case of golfsides!

by Frank Barron June 30, 2009

Gofus

Short for ''Go fuck yourself''.

(GO Fuck UrSelf)

''Hey, Johnny! Wanna hang out?''

''Dude, how can you ask me that after you banged the entire female side of my family tree? Gofus, man!''

by NekiNeznanec January 23, 2012

Golfslap

When you're going to slap someone and wind up like a golf swing, and yell "Fore!" right before.

"Man, look at that follow through!"
"Yeah, she golfslapped the shit out of him!"

by DA_smurf June 17, 2015

Goofus

A guy/girl who dedicates their life to being against anything serious.

He/she was a goofus who thought of himself/herself as Sho nuff or somebody else like Sho Nuff from either a different movie (or a living person they admired).

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019

oofus goofus

another word for moron or idiot

you fucking oofus goofus

by oofus goofus June 1, 2018

gofus

Euphemism for a vagina.

Joe: Man that girl is hot. I want to pound that gofus.

OR

Dave: Dude, you are such a gofus sometimes

by Jimmer182 January 17, 2012

Golfslap

Derived from golfclap, this is a word to describe outmost irritation when someone does something completely retarded(not to be confused with golfclap, as that describes someone saying or doing something unnecessary or obvious to the point of being foolish).

Hunter newbie: Oh damn, I TAB-targeted and pulled Golemagg.
Raid: Golfslap and /gkick.

by Darmir January 11, 2009