Playing Golf

Codename for smoking Marijuana; The act of smoking Marijuana.

Quin: Eric, what are you doing tonight man?
Eric: Just planning on playing golf without my parents knowing.
Quin: That's tight! Don't get caught!

by Eric Swagner November 13, 2011

Golf wang

Tyler, The Creators clothing line which is a switch up on the word wolf gang.

Guy 1: Dude your golf shirt is fire asf
Guy 2: Thanks dude ofwgkta golf wang for life!

by Floggnaw1303 December 6, 2016

suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Vaguely homophobic insult, implying the guy being yelled at has great prowess and experience sucking dick

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Do you suck dicks?

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, No, sir.

by zerglegacy February 26, 2017

Pub Golf

The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.

The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.

Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.

by Steeman February 21, 2006

golfsona

Like fursona but for golfers. The way golfers represent themselves on the range.

Alden: Hey man, what's your fursona?
Craig: I don't have a fursona, but I do have a golfsona! I'm a wedge.
Alden: Oh man, that's golfsome! I'm a 5-iron.

by Bag of Screws October 14, 2019

Coastal golf

Wealthy people playing golf on courses along the coast.

Tom asked how my weekend in Laguna Beach was and I said “Great, I’d never played coastal golf before.”

by SmugLawyer February 10, 2021

Golfer Kick

A Golfer Kick is where a woman is performing felatio and you kick them in the vagina or they kick you in the penis whilst shouting "Merry Christmas!"

"Man I gave her a could golfer kick last night!"

by SHENZILLA December 9, 2010